šāāļø Common Questions (Before You Message Us)
Q: Are you open to web developers, marketers, or traffic generation services?
A: No thank you. We are not seeking any third-party development, SEO, marketing, or paid traffic services at this time.
A: No thank you. We are not seeking any third-party development, SEO, marketing, or paid traffic services at this time.
Q: Can I collaborate with you or manage your store to boost conversions?
A: No. We are a small independent team and handle all development, creative, and operations in-house.
A: No. We are a small independent team and handle all development, creative, and operations in-house.
Q: Are you interested in partnerships or agency collaborations?
A: Unless we have specifically invited you to pitch, weāre not looking for any partnerships or external collaborations.
A: Unless we have specifically invited you to pitch, weāre not looking for any partnerships or external collaborations.
Q: Iām a freelancer, can I offer my services?
A: Thanks for reaching out, but we are not looking to hire freelancers or agencies.
A: Thanks for reaching out, but we are not looking to hire freelancers or agencies.
Q: How can I genuinely contact you for something else?
A: If your message is customer-related or directly relevant to a Highdellic product, weād love to hear from you! Otherwise, please respect our time by not sending unsolicited business offers.
A: If your message is customer-related or directly relevant to a Highdellic product, weād love to hear from you! Otherwise, please respect our time by not sending unsolicited business offers.
šµļøāāļø Q&A for Scammers
Q: I am a certified marketing expert with 15 years experience. Can I drive 10k visitors to your store daily?
A: Only if theyāre riding unicorns and actually buying something. Otherwise, please redirect them to Narnia.
A: Only if theyāre riding unicorns and actually buying something. Otherwise, please redirect them to Narnia.
Q: Hello Sir/Madam, I am from a top agency in [insert country]. May I offer you guaranteed results?
A: Only if you can guarantee the results will include free pizza, eternal youth, and no spam ever again.
A: Only if you can guarantee the results will include free pizza, eternal youth, and no spam ever again.
Q: I noticed some āissuesā on your website. I can fix everything fast and cheap!
A: The only issue here is this message. Our site is doing just fine, thanks!
A: The only issue here is this message. Our site is doing just fine, thanks!
Q: Iām an NFT investor, Iād love to collaborate.
A: Sounds interesting. Please fax your bank details to Area 51 for verification.
A: Sounds interesting. Please fax your bank details to Area 51 for verification.
Q: But I promise Iām legit, just give me one chance?
A: So did the guy who sold us a "genuine dragon egg." Weāre still waiting for it to hatch.
A: So did the guy who sold us a "genuine dragon egg." Weāre still waiting for it to hatch.
Q: Whatās the best way to reach you with my amazing offer?
A: Carefully write it on a piece of paper, fold it into a paper plane, and throw it out the window. Weāll get back to you if the wind is right.
A: Carefully write it on a piece of paper, fold it into a paper plane, and throw it out the window. Weāll get back to you if the wind is right.